My Punny Parody Movies-
* Julie Andrews leaves Austria and takes a job running an elevator in the Empire State Building in “The Sound Of Muzac.”
* Tom Hanks reprises his role as a simple man who leaves the shrimping business to start a blooming plants shop in “Florist Gump”.
* Richard Dreyfuss is surrounded by a horde of crazed calculators in “Closed-In Counters of the Absurd Kind.”
* Leonard Nimoy returns as a Vulcan who can’t find a place to leave his car- in “Star Trek 3 1/2, The Search For A Parking Spock.”
* James Dean is a NJ garbage collector who fights a never-ending battle with huge piles of debris in “Rubble Without A Pause”.
* Deborah Kerr pays the price for fooling around in the sand with Burt Lancaster in “From Here To Maternity.”
* Cary Grant joins the original movie cast in a sequel about 2 off-beat aunts who decide to poison single, old gents with stale chips instead of elderberry wine- “Arsenic and Old Lays”.
* A teen-aged Roddy McDowall decides to go pro in Lawn Bowling for the film, “How Green was my Alley.”
* John Travolta becomes an Orthopedic Surgeon who only schedules patients 1 day each weekend- (Leaving plenty of time to Disco) in, “Saturday Night… Femur.”
* Bruce\ Caitlyn Jenner stars in the true story of why he eventually switched back to being a man in, “Been Her”.
* Rose Marie, Rose Kennedy, Rose Royce, Axl Rose, Pete Rose, Tokyo Rose, Rosie O’Donnnell and Rosey Grier co-star in the epic film about 72 hours with Constant Complainers… “Days of Whinin’ Roses”.
* Steve McQueen, riding his motorcycle, makes off with several crates of wine in “The Grape Escape”.
* The “Beauty” ends up slaving away for the “Beast” in, “For Whom The Belle Toils”.